Land of the Lost comes out this weekend. I was really excited about it until Josh read some of the reviews to me. Bummer!! I rented the old T.V. show from Netflix so that the kids could watch it and understand where the movie came from.
Man! The special effects were so bad!!
me: Can you see why were so jazzed about Star Wars? It was incredible compared to this!
me: We also watched H.R. Puff ~n~ Stuff.
Innocently, I sang the song for them.
Robin: Were they teaching you to do drugs?
me: What!?! (some of my innocence being chipped away)
Paul: Whose your friend when things get rough?
Robin: Puff ~n~ Stuff?
Paul: You can't do a little, you can't do enough?
me: H.R. Puff ~n~ Stuff was the good guy!(as my childhood is torn apart and the reality of their words sunk in)
Robin and Paul: Of course he was. (making of of their mother)
I didn't tell them that the bad guy in the show was called WitchyPoo.
Now when I watch this, everything seems to have a double meaning.
What's next? Are they going to tell me that Hostess Cupcakes are NOT a "wholesome" snack or that Fruit Loops are NOT part of a nutritious breakfast?!? What is the world coming to? Is everything from my childhood a lie?!?